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Veronica Mosey Jokes
Veronica Mosey: "Juicy" Law
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I saw this little girl -- she had sweatpants on that had the word 'Juicy' written across her ass, like, right across her ass. She was, like, seven years old, walking with her father. I think any father that allows their seven-year-old daughter to wear sweatpants with the word 'Juicy' written across her ass should be put in prison for child endangerment. And his orange jumpsuit should have the word 'Juicy' written right across the ass.
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Posted: 08/31/06

Veronica Mosey - Juicy

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