Vernon Chatman Jokes
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I recently got a fake
tattoo on my arm, which is cool. I got one of those iron-on kinds. It's real cheap, it's cool -- it's a flaming skull inside a giant red burn mark.
Evan Davis - Contact Lenses
There's no sneaking up on the eye.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 257
Blain Copatch - Jaded Comedians
Comedians have heard it all before.
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Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 1,271
Vernon Chatman - Pile of Gifts
Vernon Chatman just had a birthday -- 28 months ago.
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Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 723
Deb DiGiovanni - Thin Girls
In October, thin girls have to put their shirts back on. And then what are they gonna do? Talk?
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Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 417
Tony Camin - Falling Apart
Where that bald area is there used to be hair.
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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 189
Karen Anderson - Medical Attachments
Karen had glasses, braces, head gear and a back brace in high school.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 645
Susan Norfleet - Makeup
Susan has dull skin.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 220
Steve Mittleman - Weak Chin
In Eskimo societies, a weak chin is a sign of male potency.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 203
Mark Roberts - Being Bald
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 875
Judy Gold - Cataracts
With these sunglasses, Judy's mom looks like Bea Arthur as a welder.
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Posted: 09/14/00
Views: 218
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