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Vargus Mason: Only the Little Angels
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If you've ever noticed -- paid attention in any Amber Alert -- you might have noticed they only kidnap the little angel in the family that everybody loves and misses. Why don't we ever hear about them kidnapping badass children? I think people don't report those Amber Alerts.
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See Vargus Mason Tell It » Vargus Mason - Amber Alert You never hear about someone kidnapping badass children.
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Posted: 06/28/07

Vargus Mason - Amber Alert

You never hear about someone kidnapping badass children.

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Posted: 06/28/07
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Vargus Mason - Free My Ass

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