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Vargus Mason: Only the Little Angels
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If you've ever noticed --
paid attention in any Amber Alert -- you might have noticed they only kidnap the little angel in the family that everybody loves and misses. Why don't we ever hear about them kidnapping badass children? I think people don't report those Amber Alerts.
Vargus Mason - Amber Alert
You never hear about someone kidnapping badass children.
Tags: Vargus Mason (3), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 738
Vargus Mason - Free My Ass
Go ahead, beat your kids -- but don't do it like Vargus' mother.
Tags: Vargus Mason (3), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 392
Elvira Kurt - Childhood
From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,520
Arj Barker - Paranoid
Arj got too stoned and paranoid to see "Cop Land."
Tags: Arj Barker (21), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 901
Kathleen Madigan - Kids
Living with kids is like living with homeless people.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 722
Vargus Mason - Denver, CO
It's hard to make fun of white people when you're from Denver, CO.
Tags: Vargus Mason (3), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 527
Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute
What happened in Zach's family?
Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), family (667), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,370
Bobby Slayton - The Death Penalty
Bug problem? Kill the bugs and leave them out as an example.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), kids (841), music (727)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 307
Gerry Dee - Recess
My life was recess in 6th grade.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), education (245)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 17,906
Gerry Dee - Taping
What are the odds of finding a kid who'll agree to a penis taping?
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), education (245)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 7,459
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