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Vanessa Hollingshead: Doesn't Want Us Free
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I think our country doesn't
want us free; I think they want us sedated. You know, so we don't notice things -- like who's running it.
Vanessa Hollingshead - America
Americans rush to do nothing.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,845
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,245
Lewis Black - George W. Bush
When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?
Tags: Lewis Black (320), George W. Bush (2037),
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 34,127
Lewis Black - The Next President
"Tipper" is not a proper woman's name.
Tags: George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 1,022
Mike Britt - Osama bin Laden
President George W. Bush should be vague in his press conferences.
Tags: Mike Britt (7), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 3,465
Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act
The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 620
Patton Oswalt - War
We're at war, apparently.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Comedy Central Presents (1821), wars (467)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 952
Carlos Mencia - U.S. Is the Best
America has got it all.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 6,162
Larry Amoros - Gays in Government
There are much easier ways to find gays in the military than to spend $27 million.
Tags: Larry Amoros (6), gay/homosexual (633), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 572
Greg Giraldo - $25 Million Reward for bin Laden
If bin Laden were in America with a $25 million reward on his head, people would turn themselves in.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 2,284
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