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Vanessa Hollingshead: British Pickpocket
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I'm in London -- I'm
in Piccadilly Circus -- and I feel this guy grab my knapsack. I turn around, and he's like, 'Oop! You caught me. I'm a pickpocket. Can I buy you a drink?' So, I had sex with him.
Vanessa Hollingshead - Foreign Films
Vanessa is suspicious of politeness.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 5,181
Andy Kindler - Legal Marijuana
Andy fit in all possible vices while in Amsterdam.
Tags: Andy Kindler (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 4,384
Vanessa Hollingshead - Men and Women
Women complicate and analyze everything.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 5,648
Vanessa Hollingshead - Lowering Expectations
Vanessa's glad if she meets a guy with ears.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 4,659
Robert Hawkins - World Traveler
In Spanish, "el" is the sound you make when your sinuses act up.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,676
Vanessa Hollingshead - Curly Hair
If you want to feel better, give your miserable friends a call.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 5,432
Vanessa Hollingshead - Kids
Vanessa couldn't get pregnant.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 3,280
Doug Stanhope - Prostitution
Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 5,532
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 4,791
Ted Alexandro - Mardi Gras
Ted relives his Mardi Gras experience.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 6,975
