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Val Kappa: Accident Note
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I got my driver's license when I was 16. And the day I got it, I was driving my car through a parking lot -- I hit a parked car. Normally when you do that, you're supposed to put a note on the car that says, 'Whoops, sorry.' But my note said something different; it said, 'You know you wanted it.'
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See Val Kappa Tell It » Val Kappa - Different Class Clown In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.
Filed Under: growing up (287),  driving (268),  violence (258)
Posted: 12/08/05

Val Kappa - Different Class Clown

In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.

Tags: Val Kappa (2), Premium Blend (748), driving (336)

Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 3,960

Kevin Brennan - Drunk Driving

Being the designated driver is dangerous.

Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), alcohol (516)

Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 2,721

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Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,451

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Tags: Bob Odenkirk (5), growing up (512), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
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Tags: Bryan Gutmann (2), imitations (847), growing up (512)

Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 994

Kareem Matthews - Getting Pulled Over

When white people get pulled over, they get out of the car and have a laugh with the officer.

Tags: Kareem Matthews (2), ethnic (870), imitations (847)

Posted: 11/22/02
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Wanda Sykes - Games

Kids today are too cautious with their game playing.

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Jon Reep - Drive-Through

Jon used to terrorize his Burger King.

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Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 26,871

Chuck Roy - Gangster G

Chuck's brother thinks he's in a gang -- in New Hampshire.

Tags: Chuck Roy (2), Premium Blend (748), money (606)

Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 2,338

Pat Hazell - Roman Numerals

You can refer to Malcolm X as Malcolm the 10th.

Tags: Pat Hazell (3), kids (831), growing up (512)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 390