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I got my driver's license when I was 16. And the day I got it, I was driving my car through a parking lot -- I hit a parked car. Normally when you do that, you're supposed to put a note on the car that says, 'Whoops, sorry.' But my note said something different; it said, 'You know you wanted it.'
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Posted: 12/08/05

Val Kappa - Different Class Clown

In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.

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