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Kathleen Madigan: Visiting China
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If there's such a thing as reincarnation, I was never Chinese 'cause none of this crap's ringing a bell.
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Posted: 07/04/00

Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time

Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)

Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,838

Kathleen Madigan - Greyhound Bus

The grossest people on the planet ride the Greyhound bus.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), animals (791), parents (525)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 671

Kathleen Madigan - China

China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,204

Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels

If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 3,880

Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy

The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,326

Kathleen Madigan - Voting

Kathleen's not qualified to vote.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), voting (116)

Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,656

Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore

Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1283), drugs (639)

Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 2,116

Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports

Why are marathons controlled by shoes?

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)

Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,697

Kathleen Madigan - Reasons to Quit Smoking

Smoking will do some horrible things to your voice.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,472

Gabriel Iglesias - Checking in at 1AM

After a missed flight, Gabriel Iglesias has some trouble checking into a hotel at 1am.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), travel (310), impressions (304)

Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 56,503

 
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