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You could be a genius -- you try to write a postcard, you come across like a moron anyway. It's always like, 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.'
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Posted: 07/11/00

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Jim Gaffigan - People With Glasses

The only advantage to wearing glasses is getting to do the dramatic removal.

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Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket!

Hot Pockets are for the drunk.

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Jim Gaffigan - Delivery

This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?

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Jim Gaffigan - Cake

Pie is like liquid cake.

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Jim Gaffigan - Holidays

Hide eggs for Jesus!

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Jim Gaffigan - Jesus

Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?

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Jim Gaffigan - Pregnant

I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.

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Jim Gaffigan - Bear Jokes

The fattest crackhead

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