Gary Valentine Jokes
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Gary Valentine: Wheeling Luggage
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Why do they bother putting
wheels on luggage? Did you ever try to pull your luggage through the airport? There's no control. I killed, like, three kids on the way here.
Gary Valentine - Spiders
What does a spider do all day?
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 3,712
Gary Valentine - Southern Accents
Gary Valentine can't understand what people with thick southern accents are saying.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 2,406
Gary Valentine - Shopping
Apparently, you're not allowed to lie face down on those massaging chairs in the mall.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 668
Gary Valentine - Asthma Camp
Playing hide-and-seek was tough when everyone could hear you wheezing.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,809
Gary Valentine - Nitrous Oxide
If you haven't tried the nitrous oxide, order it -- it's delicious.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,145
Gary Valentine - Single Guy
There's nothing more brutal for single people than a blind date.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 967
Gary Valentine - Riverdance
Gary Valentine used to be in hard labor: riverdancing.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,051
Gary Valentine - New York Pizza
New York pizza is great because it's made by little Italian guys.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/06/99
Views: 1,284
Red Carpet - My Date With Larry
Comedians picture their perfect one-on-one with Larry.
Tags: The Goods (53), Lisa Lampanelli (36)
Posted: 03/15/09
Views: 3,923
Red Carpet - Desert Island Roast-Mates
The roasters pick a partner as a fellow castaway.
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), Larry the Cable Guy (35)
Posted: 03/15/09
Views: 10,283
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