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You go to L.A., people
complain about road rage -- that's nothing. In New York City, we have sidewalk rage. You can't walk slower than 25 miles per hour in New York City. Go to Times Square during rush hour -- I dare you to stop and look at a cloud. There's a five-person pile-up behind you. It's like, 'Hey! C'mon. What's going on? C'mon, I gotta get to the curb. Let's go! Someone better be dead when I get up there, that's all I'm saying.'
John Mulaney - Subway Station Chase
He's not a man.
Tags: John Mulaney (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821),
Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 84,742
Louis C.K. - New York City Subway
Louis C.K can't figure out the New York City subways.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 11,837
Louis C.K. - Getting Into Arguments
Louis C.K. doesn't understand why people fight.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 5,888
Eliot Chang - Asian Sound
Can everyone stop associating Asians with kung fu sounds?
Tags: Eliot Chang (2), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,015
Eliot Chang - Sidewalk Rage
New Yorkers are the toughest people in the world.
Tags: Eliot Chang (2), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 886
Gabriel Iglesias - Checking in at 1AM
After a missed flight, Gabriel Iglesias has some trouble checking into a hotel at 1am.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), travel (310), impressions (304)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 56,711
Josh Blue - Josh's Right Arm
This arm does things Josh doesn't even know about.
Tags: Josh Blue (4), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 03/20/09
Views: 9,948
Brian Haley - Hotel Security
All the hotels bolt the television sets to the desks now.
Tags: Brian Haley (3), The A-List (491), crime (415)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 640
Tony Stone - Brave Pilots
Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.
Tags: Tony Stone (2), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 755
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