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If it weren't for women,
I'd have all the men I need. I'd be Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. You'd be my loyal subject -- not for sex, just to fetch me stuff. You could bring me food, 'cause if I'm gonna be the only woman on Earth, fat's coming back in style.
Sebastian - First Dinner Dates
On the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.
Tags: men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 04/08/09
Views: 3,228
Tommy Davidson - Angry Women
Black women get angry rhythmically.
Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 2,445
Tracy Morgan - True Love
Tracy's girl got away.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,208
Pat Hazell - Girl and Friend
It's very difficult for a guy to get the words "girl" and "friend" together.
Tags: Pat Hazell (3), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 261
Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 771
Robert Hawkins - Not Fair
Men always get stuck with condom detail.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 299
Todd Lynn - Going Out to Dinner
When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,414
Todd Lynn - Man Breasts
These things are impossible to get rid of.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,347
Cory Kahaney - Marrying Rich
Bald can be beautiful if you want to marry a rich man.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 789
Dwayne Perkins - 5-Star Meal
Dwayne tries to keep a first date as cheap as possible.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,393
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