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Tracy Smith: Extra Money Anxiety
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You ever feel like you
get a little extra money, run into a few bonus bucks somewhere -- and then something happens right away to just suck it right out of your hands? Has it gotten to the point where you can't even take the anxiety of having extra money, and you just wonder what the hell's gonna happen? You play lottery? I won't play it. Uh-uh, too risky. If I won the lottery, $8 million worth of sh*t would happen to me.
Tracy Smith - Free Money
Money and shopping can cause a lot of anxiety.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 492
Tracy Smith - Last Woman on Earth
Tracy's high heels are proof that she doesn't hate men.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 1,282
Tracy Smith - Financial Dating
Women should take more initiative with men.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 963
Tracy Smith - Men Are Kleenex
Once you turn 30, the box is empty.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 2,276
TJ Miller - Money Shots
I always give change to the homeless.
Tags: TJ Miller (8), money (865), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 1,406
Jackie Kashian - Selling Crap
Comedians sell a lot of crap after their shows.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,141
Earthquake - Expensive Church
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,992
Paul F. Tompkins - I'm Rich
Working in show business brings in a lot of money.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,454
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