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We would go to midget parties four nights a week. OK, wait -- they weren't called 'midget parties' 'cause that's not politically correct. But c'mon, if you go to a party and there's, like, 200 midgets there -- in your mind, it's a midget party. So I don't offend anybody, we're just gonna call it a 'little get together.'
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