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I usually start out my show -- I go, 'Hey, it's great to be here.' Nah, it ain't that good. It's OK for y'all 'cause you at a show. I'm at work. I mean, how many people show up on the job and go, 'Hey, it's great to be here'?
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Posted: 08/19/01

Tony Woods - Bad Breath

Tony can't handle people with bad breath.

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New York City has changed.

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Working at Planet Hollywood in Minnesota is pretty lame.

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Tony Woods - Little Red Riding Hood

The big bad wolf died with a dress on.

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Pie is like liquid cake.

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