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I mean, I didn't go to Africa-Africa like you're thinking, but I smoked a joint and watched the Discovery Channel. It is the same thing. I was right there in the jungle.
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Posted: 08/19/01

Tony Woods - Africa

Anybody would be scared by eight naked pygmies.

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Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,316

Tony Woods - Little Red Riding Hood

The big bad wolf died with a dress on.

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Posted: 08/19/01
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Arj Barker - Shoe Museum

Arj Barker recalls his history with marijuana.

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Ardal O'Hanlon - The Best Way to Smuggle Drugs

Here's the best way to smuggle drugs into a country.

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Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines

JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.

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Joe DeRosa - Sex on the Road

Where do sluts hang out at three in the morning?

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Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time

Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.

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Posted: 07/04/00
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Sabrina Matthews - Groceries

Ice cream and tampons usually go together.

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Posted: 01/21/01
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Dave Nystrom - Pregnant Doll

Dave Nystrom understands why there was an outrage over a pregnant doll.

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