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I was babysitting a couple
of weeks ago -- OK, I wasn't babysitting. I was trying to sleep with this woman. She was babysitting, so that automatically made me her assistant. And, you know, of course you gotta put the kids to sleep. We tried everything: I smoked blunts in their faces, I gave them Hennessy -- nothing worked.
Tony Woods - Little Red Riding Hood
The big bad wolf died with a dress on.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 3,018
Tony Woods - Monkey Love
A monkey at a club might get lucky with a girl.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,834
Rich Vos - Sober Anniversary
Crack addicts will try to sell you anything.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 921
Tom Sharpe - Pot of Gold
Tom Sharpe has been broke a lot.
Tags: Tom Sharpe (2), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 185
Greg Giraldo - Drinking
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 5,721
Tig - Drop Out
If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,521
Megan Mooney - Elderly Advice
The older you are, the worse your advice.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,626
Lisa Landry - Jogging is Unhealthy
Lisa was the fat kid in her class.
Tags: Lisa Landry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 3,649
Al Jackson - Marijuana Essay
Al Jackson reads an essay on drugs from one of his old students.
Tags: Al Jackson (11), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 2,556
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