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I was babysitting a couple
of weeks ago -- OK, I wasn't babysitting. I was trying to sleep with this woman. She was babysitting, so that automatically made me her assistant. And, you know, of course you gotta put the kids to sleep. We tried everything: I smoked blunts in their faces, I gave them Hennessy -- nothing worked.
Tony Woods - Little Red Riding Hood
The big bad wolf died with a dress on.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 2,980
Tony Woods - Monkey Love
A monkey at a club might get lucky with a girl.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,778
Tom Sharpe - Pot of Gold
Tom Sharpe has been broke a lot.
Tags: Tom Sharpe (2), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 178
Rich Vos - Sober Anniversary
Crack addicts will try to sell you anything.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 916
Greg Giraldo - Drinking
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 5,505
David Feldman - Drug Wars
TV is the biggest opiate in this country.
Tags: David Feldman (14), health (956), kids (828)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 360
Matt Weinhold - Extreme Jumping
There is no bungee battalion of the army.
Tags: Matt Weinhold (3), Iraq (1070), kids (828)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 424
D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
Tags: men/women (987), health (956)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 2,947
Brian Kiley - Marriage
Brian's wife travels a lot with her job.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 338
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