Tony V.: Ugly in Atlantic City | Tony V. | Jokes.com

It's not the fault of ugly people that they think they look OK in small bathing suits.

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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 1,499

The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.

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Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 13,752

If Tom Segura had $350 million, he would spend it buying teeth for other people.

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Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,047

The audience boos The Situation for his jokes about the Donald's hair and marriage.

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Posted: 03/15/10
Views: 85,945

You can't put a price on Dick Weber's hand-sewn bowling shirts.

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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 444

Nick Vatterott has plenty of jokes about the Fertile Crescent.

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Posted: 04/18/12
Views: 74

Matt Fulchiron can't wait to go back to his hotel and watch porn on Comedy Central's dime.

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Posted: 02/26/11
Views: 9,501

Coffeehouses in Amsterdam are Walter's favorite coffee places ever.

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Washing below the knees is a waste of time and soap.

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Posted: 06/27/10
Views: 2,926

How are we going to make more diamonds?

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Posted: 03/17/11
Views: 30,315