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When they show you those starving kid commercials, why do they have to show you the starvingest kid they can find? You know, they have to show you a kid on the side of the road, with flies on it. 'Cause I'm sitting there, I'm thinking, 'I wouldn't go send but five dollars. It takes three days for the mail to get there. By the time my five dollars gets there, that kid's gonna be dead. Show me a kid that's got five or six months left, I can work with him.'
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Posted: 10/25/93

Tony Sculfield - The Starving Children

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