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When they show you those
starving kid commercials, why do they have to show you the starvingest kid they can find? You know, they have to show you a kid on the side of the road, with flies on it. 'Cause I'm sitting there, I'm thinking, 'I wouldn't go send but five dollars. It takes three days for the mail to get there. By the time my five dollars gets there, that kid's gonna be dead. Show me a kid that's got five or six months left, I can work with him.'
Tony Sculfield - The Starving Children
By the time Tony's money gets to the extremely starving children, they'll already be dead.
Tags: Tony Sculfield (3), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 133
Tony Sculfield - Crime
Chicago's crime has gotten out of hand.
Tags: Tony Sculfield (3), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 144
David Feldman - Giving Back
David Feldman does the Lord's work.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 584
John Mulaney - Blackouts
John used to blackout all the time.
Tags: John Mulaney (6), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 10,936
Brian Kiley - Kids
When Brian's wife was pregnant she had cravings for other men.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 711
D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
Tags: men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 2,962
Jonathan Katz - Second Child
An ultrasound is not necessary when you're adopting.
Tags: Jonathan Katz (11), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 117
Evan Davis - Toys
Even kindergarteners have computers these days.
Tags: Evan Davis (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 226
Willie Barcena - Unwanted Vasectomy
Women have a way of switching stuff around.
Tags: Willie Barcena (4), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 05/02/08
Views: 1,394
Retha Jones - Push-Up Bra
Retha Jones gets a push-up bra.
Tags: Retha Jones (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 4,442
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