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When they show you those
starving kid commercials, why do they have to show you the starvingest kid they can find? You know, they have to show you a kid on the side of the road, with flies on it. 'Cause I'm sitting there, I'm thinking, 'I wouldn't go send but five dollars. It takes three days for the mail to get there. By the time my five dollars gets there, that kid's gonna be dead. Show me a kid that's got five or six months left, I can work with him.'
Tony Sculfield - The Starving Children
By the time Tony's money gets to the extremely starving children, they'll already be dead.
Tags: Tony Sculfield (3), kids (642), food (550)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 146
Tony Sculfield - Crime
Chicago's crime has gotten out of hand.
Tags: Tony Sculfield (3), imitations (789), money (471)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 155
David Feldman - Giving Back
David Feldman does the Lord's work.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 612
John Mulaney - Blackouts
John used to blackout all the time.
Tags: John Mulaney (6), kids (642), health (540)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 12,937
Evan Davis - Toys
Even kindergarteners have computers these days.
Tags: Evan Davis (3), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 293
D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
Tags: men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 3,005
Jonathan Katz - Second Child
An ultrasound is not necessary when you're adopting.
Tags: Jonathan Katz (8), kids (642), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 144
Brian Kiley - Kids
When Brian's wife was pregnant she had cravings for other men.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 712
Willie Barcena - Unwanted Vasectomy
Women have a way of switching stuff around.
Tags: Willie Barcena (4), men/women (919), kids (642)
Posted: 05/02/08
Views: 1,592
Tony Sculfield - Junkie Roaches
Tony's roaches are junkies for Raid.
Tags: Tony Sculfield (3), animals (439), TV (384)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 191
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