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Tony Rock: Difference in the Clothes
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White people can't tell the
difference between hard, honest working black people and criminal black people, because we all basically dress the same. We all basically wear jeans, boots, sometimes an occasional baseball hat -- y'all can't tell. But see, black people, we can just look at what a white person's wearing and tell this guy's messed up -- get away from this guy -- because all the bad white people wear the same exact thing: police uniforms.
Tony Rock - Tanning
Black people can't get lighter in the sun.
Tags: Tony Rock (2), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 533
Tony Rock - Black Superhero
If you're white and you run fast and jump high, you're a superhero.
Tags: Tony Rock (2), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 955
Tony Daro - Bike Cops
What do bike cops use for protection during a shoot out?
Tags: Tony Daro (2), Two Drink Minimum (293), laws (172)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,418
Jeff Garcia - Cops
If Jeff gets one more DUI, he has to teach the class.
Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 8,847
John Henton - Tiger Woods
Everybody knows that, in this country, if you look black, you are black.
Tags: John Henton (3), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 896
Franklyn Ajaye - Cops
The police will make up charges.
Tags: Franklyn Ajaye (3), ethnic (814), alcohol (496)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,181
Ty Barnett - Wine Tasting
Ty describes his experience at a wine tasting.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 2,162
Mark Curry - Getting Pulled Over
Everybody turn your hats around and sit up straight. Be cool.
Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 2,154
Damon Wayans - Foreigners and the NYPD
Damon Wayans wonders how cops explain putting a plunger in a dude's behind.
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Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 811
Scott Kennedy - A Good Cop
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,125
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