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All black men are superheroes: we are all faster than speeding bullets; we can all jump tall buildings. We just haven't mastered flying yet, white people. That's why, whenever you drive through the ghetto, you always see sneakers caught up in the telephone poles.
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Posted: 01/18/01

Tony Rock - Black Superhero

If you're white and you run fast and jump high, you're a superhero.

Tags: Tony Rock (2), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)

Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 955

Jay Mohr - Scottish Bartender

You can tell a Scottish bartender is hammered because he's so hammered.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), ethnic (814), alcohol (496)

Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 4,399

Marsha Warfield - Bitch Goddess

What is a bitch?

Tags: Marsha Warfield (4), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 525

Greer Barnes - Black Batman

It would be tough being a black Batman.

Tags: Greer Barnes (11), Premium Blend (750), impressions (304)

Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 5,220

Kathleen Madigan - China

China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,203

Alonzo Bodden - Flying

Where's the bra bomber?

Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 2,489

Jeff Garcia - Terrible Credit

Did you know 7/11 has credit?

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 4,531

Tracy Morgan - Airport Security

Everybody gets shaken down at airports now.

Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), ethnic (814), imitations (772)

Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,497

David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool

A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.

Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), ethnic (814)

Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 180

 
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