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All black men are superheroes: we are all faster than speeding bullets; we can all jump tall buildings. We just haven't mastered flying yet, white people. That's why, whenever you drive through the ghetto, you always see sneakers caught up in the telephone poles.
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Posted: 01/18/01

Tony Rock - Black Superhero

If you're white and you run fast and jump high, you're a superhero.

Tags: Tony Rock (2), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 1,041

Marsha Warfield - Bitch Goddess

What is a bitch?

Tags: Marsha Warfield (4), men/women (919), ethnic (731)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 586

Jay Mohr - Scottish Bartender

You can tell a Scottish bartender is hammered because he's so hammered.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), ethnic (731), alcohol (396)

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Views: 7,417

Greer Barnes - Black Batman

It would be tough being a black Batman.

Tags: Greer Barnes (11), Premium Blend (749), impressions (238)

Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 6,219

Kathleen Madigan - China

China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.

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Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,553

Tracy Morgan - Airport Security

Everybody gets shaken down at airports now.

Tags: Tracy Morgan (16), imitations (789), ethnic (731)

Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,806

Alonzo Bodden - Flying

Where's the bra bomber?

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Views: 3,203

Jeff Garcia - Terrible Credit

Did you know 7/11 has credit?

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Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 9,810

Paul Mecurio - War on Terror

Black men have moved up the food chain.

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Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 3,374

 
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