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Tony Daro: Saving Up
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My wife is pregnant now, which is really great -- thank you. No, it's alright, but we've got to start saving up for the abortion. No, I'm kidding -- we have the money put away.
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Posted: 05/20/93

Mark Gross - Specific Shapes

It'd be a lot easier to find your mate for life if we all had our own specific genital shapes.

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