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Tony Camin: Kindergarten Rules
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I got hit with a ruler first day of kindergarten -- for smoking pot. Because if you bring it, you need to bring enough for everybody.
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Posted: 05/17/93

Tony Camin - Catholic School

There are some mean nuns at Catholic school.

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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 303

Matt Goldich - Assemblies

Matt Goldich missed the point of the anti-drug assemblies at his school.

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Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 336

Tony Camin - Fish Market

The halibut sleep in piles at the fish market.

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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 250

Tig - Drop Out

If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.

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Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,518

Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie

Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.

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Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 900

Laura House - Going to College

Whatever you do, be proud of it.

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Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 412

Johnny Sanchez - Teacher's Pet

Johnny Sanchez remembers that kid in school who always ruined things for everyone.

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Posted: 08/31/00
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Dwayne Perkins - Asymptotes

Dwayne finally figured out calculus.

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Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,700

Jay Mohr - Kickball

If you miss the kickball, you don't have a place to sit at lunch for the rest of your life.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sports (631), growing up (453)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 889

Rich Vos - Anxiety and Depression

One of the side effects of anxiety medication is anxiety.

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Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 1,552

 
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