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Tony Camin Jokes
Tony Camin: Cheap Aquarium
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My father was too cheap to take me to the big downtown aquarium. This cheap bastard, he would just take me to the fish market. 'Look, Tony, there's the halibut. Shhh, they sleep in piles.' I'm like, 'Dad, they're breaded.' 'That's their blankie.'
Filed Under: animals (978),  money (485),  parenting (384)
Posted: 01/02/03

Tony Camin - Fish Market

The halibut sleep in piles at the fish market.

Tags: Tony Camin (4), Premium Blend (748), food (719)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,559

Tony Camin - Catholic School

There are some mean nuns at Catholic school.

Tags: Tony Camin (4), growing up (512), drugs (503)

Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 897

Tony Camin - Falling Apart

Where that bald area is there used to be hair.

Tags: Tony Camin (4), health (657), lookin' good (488)

Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 386

Tony Camin - Dad's Job

Having a dad who is a street cleaner is pretty cool.

Tags: Tony Camin (4), ethnic (870), family (647)

Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 656

Lewis Dix - Parenting

Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), kids (831), money (606)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 3,096

A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor

You ever have a food stamp bounce?

Tags: kids (831), family (647)

Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 3,733

Pete Holmes - Things Adults Can Do

Pete Holmes does whatever he wants.

Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 35,193

Patton Oswalt - Spirit Cave

Patton Oswalt knows that a child's future is sealed in the spirit cave.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), kids (831), animals (540)

Posted: 04/21/12
Views: 852

Jimmy Dore - Catholic School

Catholic school teachers were willing to take a cut in pay so they could hit kids.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 3,551

Kareem Matthews - Crazy Pets

There's something a little bit off about dogs from the shelter.

Tags: Kareem Matthews (2), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 1,164