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My father was too cheap to take me to the big downtown aquarium. This cheap bastard, he would just take me to the fish market. 'Look, Tony, there's the halibut. Shhh, they sleep in piles.' I'm like, 'Dad, they're breaded.' 'That's their blankie.'
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Posted: 01/02/03

Tony Camin - Fish Market

The halibut sleep in piles at the fish market.

Tags: Tony Camin (4), food (804), animals (791)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 250

Tony Camin - Catholic School

There are some mean nuns at Catholic school.

Tags: Tony Camin (4), religion (776), drugs (639)

Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 303

Tony Camin - Falling Apart

Where that bald area is there used to be hair.

Tags: Tony Camin (4), health (976), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 163

Tony Camin - Dad's Job

Having a dad who is a street cleaner is pretty cool.

Tags: Tony Camin (4), ethnic (814), family (667)

Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 387

A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor

You ever have a food stamp bounce?

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), kids (841)

Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,682

Lewis Dix - Parenting

Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), kids (841)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 556

Jimmy Dore - Catholic School

Catholic school teachers were willing to take a cut in pay so they could hit kids.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,653

Kareem Matthews - Crazy Pets

There's something a little bit off about dogs from the shelter.

Tags: Kareem Matthews (2), money (865), ethnic (814)

Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 401

Jeff Stilson - Vet Bills

Fluffy might be cute, but he's not getting a liver transplant.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (976), money (865)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 369

Juston McKinney - Poor Kid

You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.

Tags: Juston McKinney (5), money (865), food (804)

Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,085

 
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