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Tommy Johnagin: Pallbearing Honor
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It's supposed to be an
honor to be a pallbearer. I've never been carrying a casket, thinking, 'This is an honor.' I'm thinking, 'This is heavy. Are you guys even lifting back there? It's like dead weight on my end.'
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), family (664), death (315)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,860
Tommy Johnagin - Babies
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 2,358
Tommy Johnagin - Kama Sutra
He'll have that one...backwards.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 5,780
Tommy Johnagin - Interview - Other Comics
Now it's Tommy's Time.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Brian Regan (51)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 1,708
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), food (790), work/office (388)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,974
Tommy Johnagin - Finishing College
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Live at Gotham (293), school (254)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,906
Tommy Johnagin - Marriage
We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (575)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 23,610
Tommy Johnagin - Pregnancy
For Christmas, Tommy Johnagin's girlfriend got him shoes and he got her pregnant.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,413
DVD Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - Jet Blue
Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), death (315), storyteller (261)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 21,775
Bill Engvall - Fifties
The best part about getting older is that the older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
Tags: Bill Engvall (16), men/women (987), money (852)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 1,186
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