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Tommy Johnagin: Pallbearing Honor
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It's supposed to be an honor to be a pallbearer. I've never been carrying a casket, thinking, 'This is an honor.' I'm thinking, 'This is heavy. Are you guys even lifting back there? It's like dead weight on my end.'
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Posted: 08/10/06

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