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I went to Iraq, and
the ironic thing is, everybody in my family that's pro-war was against me going. 'Tom, you have a nine-month-old son -- why the hell would you go to Iraq?' Like, I'm just looking for one good night's sleep this year.
Tom Simmons - Unhappy Babies
Tom Simmons knows why his newborn son is upset.
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Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 705
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 282
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
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Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 3,019
Eddie Sarfaty - Family Bungee Jump
Eddie went bungee jumping with his family.
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Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 287
Anthony Griffith - Vietnam
Those kung-fu moves you see in movies do actually work.
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Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 1,370
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,608
Steve Byrne - Politics
Steve has a way of not talking politics with people.
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Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 3,663
Lowell Sanders - Terrorism
Every day in Lowell Sanders' house was code orange.
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Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 688
Craig Shoemaker - No Dad
Craig's mother taught him everything he knows.
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Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,905
Lynne Koplitz - Kids
If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,116
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