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I went to Iraq, and
the ironic thing is, everybody in my family that's pro-war was against me going. 'Tom, you have a nine-month-old son -- why the hell would you go to Iraq?' Like, I'm just looking for one good night's sleep this year.
Tom Simmons - Unhappy Babies
Tom Simmons knows why his newborn son is upset.
Tags: Tom Simmons (1), Iraq (1073), kids (841)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 630
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
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Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
Eddie Sarfaty - Family Bungee Jump
Eddie went bungee jumping with his family.
Tags: Eddie Sarfaty (2), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 266
Anthony Griffith - Vietnam
Those kung-fu moves you see in movies do actually work.
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Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 746
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,155
Steve Byrne - Politics
Steve has a way of not talking politics with people.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 3,354
Lowell Sanders - Terrorism
Every day in Lowell Sanders' house was code orange.
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Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 414
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 996
Jack Coen - Raising Kids
Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 506
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