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Tom Simmons: Baby Owen
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Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Sandra introduces her adopted children.
Tom Simmons knows why his newborn son is upset.
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.
Kids today have cushy roller skates.
Brian wants a piece of the baby book-writing financial pie.
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
