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Our son's the coolest. We named him Owen 'cause that's what we figured we'll be doing for the rest of our lives.
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Posted: 07/20/06

Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids

Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.

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Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children

Sandra introduces her adopted children.

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Tom Simmons - Unhappy Babies

Tom Simmons knows why his newborn son is upset.

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Lewis Dix - Parenting

Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.

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You ever have a food stamp bounce?

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Kids today have cushy roller skates.

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Brian wants a piece of the baby book-writing financial pie.

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Posted: 06/09/07
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These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.

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Drug testing janitors is pointless.

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Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer

Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.

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Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 262,761

 
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