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Tom Simmons: Baby Owen
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Our son's the coolest. We named him Owen 'cause that's what we figured we'll be doing for the rest of our lives.
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Tom Simmons knows why his newborn son is upset.

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Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.

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Sandra introduces her adopted children.

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Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.

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You ever have a food stamp bounce?

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Brian wants a piece of the baby book-writing financial pie.

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Pete Holmes does whatever he wants.

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Views: 35,193