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Tom Simmons: Baby Owen
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Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Sandra introduces her adopted children.
Tom Simmons knows why his newborn son is upset.
Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
Kids today have cushy roller skates.
Brian wants a piece of the baby book-writing financial pie.
These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
