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You know what's pretty cool? When you put on a jacket that you haven't worn in a long time, and you find a $20 bill in the pocket that you didn't know was gonna be there; then, you buy yourself some weed to celebrate. That happened to me tonight when I borrowed my friend's jacket.
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Posted: 06/28/07

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