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Tom Sharpe: Never Kissed a Girl
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I remember when I was a little kid, I'd never kissed a girl before. I was probably, like, 26 years old.
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Posted: 06/28/07

Tom Sharpe - Practicing

Tom Sharpe practiced kissing on a mirror.

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Just by feeling empathy, women make everything feel better.

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Tom Sharpe has been broke a lot.

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What the heck is going on in there?

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After your wood shop project went wrong, it was hard to look your friends in the eye.

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Gerard Guillory hates talking on the phone.

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