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Whenever I get down to
my last $3, I'd always head to the nearest 7-11 -- the white trash casino -- and I'd buy a 40-ounce of beer and a lottery scratch ticket. I would drink the beer, and I'd scratch the ticket And it'd always be some game with some dream come true name -- you know, like, 'Pot of Gold' or 'Win the Millions' or 'Money Stack' -- and there's a picture of a big stack of money on the ticket. I think a better name for those games would be 'Spend the Child Support.' And what you do is scratch the money from a baby's mouth.
Tom Sharpe - Pot of Gold
Tom Sharpe has been broke a lot.
Tags: Tom Sharpe (2), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 185
Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
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Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,047
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490
Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children
Sandra introduces her adopted children.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,492
Margaret Smith - Sending Off the Parents
Margaret drops off her parents at the airport -- a little early.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), money (865), music (727)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 450
Ron White - Wake-Up Call
After missing 7:00 a.m., Ron asked for the next 7:00 wake-up call.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 14,004
Ron White - Rich In-Laws
Ron's in-laws are loaded, and they hate his guts.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 22,339
Vic Henley - Lessons of Graceland
Graceland teaches us that hillbillies should never have cash.
Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 1,667
John Caparulo - Yard Sale
People at yard sales make you feel bad about stuff you don't want.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 14,385
Drew Fraser - Roller Skates
Kids today have cushy roller skates.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 277
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