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Whenever I get down to
my last $3, I'd always head to the nearest 7-11 -- the white trash casino -- and I'd buy a 40-ounce of beer and a lottery scratch ticket. I would drink the beer, and I'd scratch the ticket And it'd always be some game with some dream come true name -- you know, like, 'Pot of Gold' or 'Win the Millions' or 'Money Stack' -- and there's a picture of a big stack of money on the ticket. I think a better name for those games would be 'Spend the Child Support.' And what you do is scratch the money from a baby's mouth.
Tom Sharpe - Pot of Gold
Tom Sharpe has been broke a lot.
Tags: Tom Sharpe (2), kids (641), money (470)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 199
Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), Premium Blend (749), money (470)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,399
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,681
Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children
Sandra introduces her adopted children.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), kids (641), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,589
Margaret Smith - Sending Off the Parents
Margaret drops off her parents at the airport -- a little early.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), family (582), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 461
Ron White - Wake-Up Call
After missing 7:00 a.m., Ron asked for the next 7:00 wake-up call.
Tags: Ron White (18), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 15,805
Ron White - Rich In-Laws
Ron's in-laws are loaded, and they hate his guts.
Tags: Ron White (18), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 27,937
John Caparulo - Yard Sale
People at yard sales make you feel bad about stuff you don't want.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (582)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 16,386
Vic Henley - Lessons of Graceland
Graceland teaches us that hillbillies should never have cash.
Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 1,847
Brian Regan - Baby Books
Brian wants a piece of the baby book-writing financial pie.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), kids (641), money (470)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 5,670
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