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Tom Segura Jokes
Tom Segura: It Counts
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Filed Under: gross-out (692),  poop & pee (228),  Tom Segura (7)
Posted: 07/05/07

Tom Segura - Big City Stuff

A homeless man peed on Tom Segura's leg.

Tags: Tom Segura (6), men/women (1155), New York City (352)

Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 4,443

Tom Segura - I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant

Exactly how many people need to be in there before you realize somebody's in there?

Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 9,656

Dane Cook - Public Restroom

Why is everything wet in a public restroom?

Tags: Dane Cook (30), poop & pee (153), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 47,203

Ron Richards - Men's Room

The latches are always broken in the men's room.

Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1155), Two Drink Minimum (290)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,735

Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room

Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.

Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 6,372

Robert Kelly - Real Love

Robert knew his girlfriend loved him when he accidentally crapped his pants.

Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)

Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 11,356

Tom Segura - Just Land the Plane

The great thing about pilots is that they have unquestionably specific knowledge.

Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 7,911

Tom Segura - Spectrum of Gay

Tom Segura's favorite type of gay person is "gym rat gay."

Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)

Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,006

Gabriel Iglesias - Shrek

When Gabriel wears all green, he looks like Shrek.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (41), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)

Posted: 02/06/03
Views: 155,657

Richard Jeni - Cooking

Richard Jeni wants a cooking show for a guy like him.

Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 4,199