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Tom Segura - Big City Stuff
A homeless man peed on Tom Segura's leg.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), men/women (1155), New York City (352)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 4,443
Tom Segura - I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
Exactly how many people need to be in there before you realize somebody's in there?
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 9,656
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (30), poop & pee (153), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 47,203
Ron Richards - Men's Room
The latches are always broken in the men's room.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1155), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,735
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 6,372
Robert Kelly - Real Love
Robert knew his girlfriend loved him when he accidentally crapped his pants.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 11,356
Tom Segura - Just Land the Plane
The great thing about pilots is that they have unquestionably specific knowledge.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 7,911
Tom Segura - Spectrum of Gay
Tom Segura's favorite type of gay person is "gym rat gay."
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,006
Gabriel Iglesias - Shrek
When Gabriel wears all green, he looks like Shrek.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (41), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/06/03
Views: 155,657
Richard Jeni - Cooking
Richard Jeni wants a cooking show for a guy like him.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 4,199
