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You ever sh*t so big,
you tell yourself it counts as exercise?
Tom Segura - Big City Stuff
A homeless man peed on Tom Segura's leg.
Tags: Tom Segura (1), men/women (1003), New York City (602)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 285
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (42), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), potty humor (124)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 21,147
Ron Richards - Men's Room
The latches are always broken in the men's room.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 999
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,210
Robert Kelly - Real Love
Robert knew his girlfriend loved him when he accidentally crapped his pants.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 4,432
Richard Jeni - Cooking
Richard Jeni wants a cooking show for a guy like him.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 966
Gabriel Iglesias - Shrek
When Gabriel wears all green, he looks like Shrek.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/06/03
Views: 42,250
Harland Williams - Magical, Mystical Wizard
Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 305
RodMan - Bubble Bath
Couples should take baths together.
Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 2,906
Robert Kelly - Wipe the Seat
If Robert wants to wipe the seat, he'll wipe it with his socks.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 2,515
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