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If you're calling about payment of your bill, press 2.' Well, technically, I'm calling about non-payment of my bill.
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Posted: 02/01/01

Tom Ryan - Rotary Phones

Push-button phones are available at Wal-Mart.

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Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 397

Hugh Fink - Hugh Broke

Hugh Fink's dad does not understand time zones.

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Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber

Jake wants a real invisible plane.

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Posted: 04/03/03
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Todd Barry - Quicken

Todd Barry just bought a new computer.

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Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 3,105

Baron Vaughn - Portable CD Player

What year is this? Do you churn butter with a CD player?

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Posted: 02/01/09
Views: 1,564

Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges

Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.

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Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,381

Kyle Dunnigan - Old People

Old people and technology don't mix.

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Posted: 03/15/07
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Corey Holcomb - Five Girlfriends

Corey lets ladies in on every man's five girlfriends.

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Posted: 07/21/05
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Darrell Joyce - Kids These Days

Kids stand in the street like cars aren't heavy.

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Posted: 11/27/03
Views: 554

Joey Kola - Nothing Out There

There's nothing to see in space.

Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)

Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 604

 
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