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Tom Ryan: Pay by Phone
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If you're calling about payment
of your bill, press 2.' Well, technically, I'm calling about non-payment of my bill.
Tom Ryan - Rotary Phones
Push-button phones are available at Wal-Mart.
Tags: Tom Ryan (2), Premium Blend (748), money (606)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 1,404
Hugh Fink - Hugh Broke
Hugh Fink's dad does not understand time zones.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 3,576
Todd Barry - Quicken
Todd Barry just bought a new computer.
Tags: Todd Barry (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 6,590
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,850
Kyle Dunnigan - Old People
Old people and technology don't mix.
Tags: Kyle Dunnigan (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 16,599
Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges
Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,356
Baron Vaughn - Portable CD Player
What year is this? Do you churn butter with a CD player?
Tags: Baron Vaughn (16), money (606), animals (540)
Posted: 02/01/09
Views: 3,040
Tom Ryan - Britney Spears
Britney may be unlistenable, but she's not unwatchable.
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Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 650
Eugene Mirman - Lost iPod
The plans have changed and I said no cops.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 02/02/08
Views: 73,174
Joey Kola - Nothing Out There
There's nothing to see in space.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 1,319
