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I actually ran into Britney Spears one time, in person, but I didn't recognize her without the word 'mute' written over on the side.
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Posted: 02/01/01

Tom Ryan - Britney Spears

Britney may be unlistenable, but she's not unwatchable.

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Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 291

Tom Ryan - Rotary Phones

Push-button phones are available at Wal-Mart.

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Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 397

Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames

There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,808

Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands

Every boy band has a Designated Badass.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 3,206

Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band

It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.

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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,812

Matt McCarthy - Musicians vs. Comedians

Matt McCarthy has been thinking about the differences between musicians and comedians.

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Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 191

Todd Barry - The Real World

Todd Barry can't believe people still want to be on that show.

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Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 967

Tracy Morgan - Baby Rappers

If you're a rapper and you smile, you get beat up.

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Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,508

Bobcat Goldthwait - Mick Jagger

Bobcat Goldthwait was nervous about meeting Mick Jagger.

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Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 1,926

Dean Edwards - Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is Dean's hero.

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Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 1,039

 
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