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I actually ran into Britney Spears one time, in person, but I didn't recognize her without the word 'mute' written over on the side.
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Posted: 02/01/01

Tom Ryan - Britney Spears

Britney may be unlistenable, but she's not unwatchable.

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Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 263

Tom Ryan - Rotary Phones

Push-button phones are available at Wal-Mart.

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Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 310

Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands

Every boy band has a Designated Badass.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,380

Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames

There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,177

Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band

It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.

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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,412

Todd Barry - The Real World

Todd Barry can't believe people still want to be on that show.

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Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 425

Andy Ritchie - Rap Music

You don't have to be a gangster to listen to gangsta rap. You don't have to be your entertainment.

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Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 31

Jeffrey Ross - Where the F**k is the ATM Machine?

Jeffrey Ross loses to a pair of queens.

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Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 1,180

Tracy Morgan - Baby Rappers

If you're a rapper and you smile, you get beat up.

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Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,195

Dean Edwards - Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is Dean's hero.

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Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 881

 
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