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Tom Rhodes Jokes
Tom Rhodes: Hurricane Safety
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They also tell you to fill your bathtub up with water so you'll have fresh drinking water. Apparently, these people never seen my bathtub. I'd drink gasoline before I'd drink anything out of there. Are you kidding? I got germs the size of turtles, for god's sake.
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When American's travel, they become the suggestion box for their country.

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Tom wishes there was a Confused Bastard White Guy Day parade.

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