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I spent $40,000 on my
education. I own $40,000 worth of information. It's all contained in this small area right here. I've been out of college 17 years, and in 17 years, no one has asked me for any of this information. I could have stayed stupid and bought a Lamborghini.
Tom Parks - Education
Tom wasn't a very good student.
Tags: Tom Parks (3), money (865), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 332
Tom Parks - Spanish
Tom took $10,000 worth of Spanish.
Tags: Tom Parks (3), money (865), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 390
Kevin Bozeman - Student Loans
Kevin got ripped off in college.
Tags: Kevin Bozeman (2), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 703
Wayne Federman - Actors' Education
NYU uses realistic scenarios in their math problems.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 492
Tom Cotter - College Kids
When a college kid compliments Tom Cotter, he takes it as a challenge to fight.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,109
Lynne Koplitz - Younger Guys
Dating younger guys isn't what it's cracked up to be.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 8,116
Jamie Kennedy - DCCC
Jamie Kennedy went to college for, like, one second.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 1,649
John Heffron - Stripper Dust
John makes his wife a card, complete with stripper dust.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 3,279
Reid Harrison - College
Reid studied Zen Buddhism in college.
Tags: Reid Harrison (4), imitations (772), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 162
Eugene Mirman - I Know You
It should be enough to say, "I know you, goodbye."
Tags: Eugene Mirman (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/02/08
Views: 18,725
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