Dolphins don't want to swim with us.
Some of the sperm ABC found in hotels may be Tom Papa's.
They're always adding to the list of stuff that will kill us.
Tom Papa's wife still has a scar from the tool bench incident.
Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.
Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.
School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.
If Tom tried to go on spring break now, he wouldn't make it past South Carolina.
Good relationships are built on paranoia and suspicion.
It's a treat when you start losing your memory.
