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Tom Papa: Princess Myth
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The biggest thing about raising
girls, it seems, is dispelling the whole princess myth. Everything they get is about being a princess: crowns and gowns and scepters. She's waiting for a prince. They don't exist. There's no guy out there with tights and good manners that's going to come whisk you away to Happy Town, and if there is, he's looking for another guy in tights.
Keith Robinson - Jealousy
Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,227
Tom Papa - New Tricks
Tom Papa's wife still has a scar from the tool bench incident.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 2,346
Tom Papa - Cat Sex
Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 4,082
Jacob Sirof - Kids
Kids can be selfish.
Tags: Jacob Sirof (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 881
Jo Koy - Mother's Day
Father's Day has nothing on Mother's Day.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 9,173
Tom Papa - Nieces and Nephews
School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 5,549
Tom Papa - Swimming With Dolphins
Dolphins don't want to swim with us.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 1,788
Tom Papa - Cheating
Good relationships are built on paranoia and suspicion.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 7,075
Rene Hicks - Celibacy
Vegetarians and celibates go together well.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 786
Charlie Grandy - Tommy and Pamela's Kids
It's bad enough when your classmates find out your parents have a van.
Tags: Charlie Grandy (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 271
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