Tom Papa Jokes
|
Tom Papa: Lookin' Good on the Beach
|
Get another Tom Papa Joke » |
I've got a wife and
a couple kids. I walk to the beach now, I've got diaper bags filled with crap. I'm pulling wagons behind me. No women are looking at me anymore. I figure if I wear the Speedo, they'll be horrified, but at least they'll give me a glance.
Tom Papa - Nieces and Nephews
School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 5,548
Kelly Monteith - Look Like a Dad
You can definitely tell a dad by his hunched posture.
Tags: Kelly Monteith (3), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 284
Deon Cole - Old Names
It's hard to get excited about having sex with a Gladys.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 1,449
Tom Papa - Crazy People
Crazy people enjoy themselves.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 6,016
Royale Watkins - Secret Age
Royale Watkins doesn't know how old his wife is.
Tags: Royale Watkins (1), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 02/09/06
Views: 1,260
Sue Kolinsky - Long Distance Relationship
It's nice to have sex without MCI being involved.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,137
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 363
Bob Marley - Atkins Diet
Bob could only do the Atkins diet for 11 days.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 1,983
Tom Papa - MTV's Spring Break
If Tom tried to go on spring break now, he wouldn't make it past South Carolina.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 2,157
Cory Kahaney - Second Marriage
Why do men like to have sex first thing in the morning?
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,644
Looking for something else?
