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Manipulating his genitalia' -- I don't think that's a very accurate description of masturbating, you know? 'Cause that's like implying that I'm lying to my genitalia or tricking it into doing that, which I've never done. I've never been like, 'Hey, genitalia, you wanna just hang out on the couch tonight, watch a movie? I'm not gonna try anything. It's totally cool, you know? I'm really tired.'
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Posted: 10/27/04

Tom McCaffrey - Manipulating Genitalia

A sheriff gives a misleading account after arresting a man for public masturbation.

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Posted: 12/11/03
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Tom McCaffrey - Manipulating Genitalia

Babies shouldn't try to rob adults.

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Posted: 10/27/04
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Doug Stanhope - Prostitution

Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.

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Posted: 09/23/01
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Larry Amoros - Serial Killers

Cities have crazy people, but the Midwest has the serial killers.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Keith Robinson - "COPS"

If you see someone you know, you'll find yourself rooting for them to get away.

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Posted: 05/26/93
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John Caparulo - Mushy Language

Montreal is really Europe-y.

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Greg Fitzsimmons - Center of Gay

When gay guys hit on Greg, he's just glad that someone wants to have sex with him.

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Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute

What happened in Zach's family?

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David Alan Grier - Posing Butt-Naked

Have you noticed that now every woman in America is posing butt-naked?

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Posted: 12/27/01
Views: 8,212

Doc Barham - Florida

The Florida state flag must have a clapper on it.

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Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 449

 
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