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Manipulating his genitalia' -- I don't think that's a very accurate description of masturbating, you know? 'Cause that's like implying that I'm lying to my genitalia or tricking it into doing that, which I've never done. I've never been like, 'Hey, genitalia, you wanna just hang out on the couch tonight, watch a movie? I'm not gonna try anything. It's totally cool, you know? I'm really tired.'
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Posted: 10/27/04

Tom McCaffrey - Manipulating Genitalia

A sheriff gives a misleading account after arresting a man for public masturbation.

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Posted: 12/11/03
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Tom McCaffrey - Manipulating Genitalia

Babies shouldn't try to rob adults.

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Posted: 10/27/04
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Doug Stanhope - Prostitution

Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.

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Posted: 09/23/01
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John Caparulo - Mushy Language

Montreal is really Europe-y.

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Larry Amoros - Serial Killers

Cities have crazy people, but the Midwest has the serial killers.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Keith Robinson - "COPS"

If you see someone you know, you'll find yourself rooting for them to get away.

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Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute

What happened in Zach's family?

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David Alan Grier - Posing Butt-Naked

Have you noticed that now every woman in America is posing butt-naked?

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Posted: 12/27/01
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Ricky Gervais - Rosa Parks

Who remembers Rosa Parks sitting in the handicapped seats and talking to the driver?

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Posted: 07/14/09
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Robert Hawkins - World Traveler

In Spanish, "el" is the sound you make when your sinuses act up.

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Posted: 07/03/03
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