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Tom McCaffrey: In Every Single Cop Movie
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You ever notice, in every
single cop movie, like halfway through the movie, there's always this scene where the main dude, the cop, will get shot, and then he'll fall, like, 10 stories out of a building, and then he'll be, like, 'Ugh, I'm gettin' too old for this'? And I'm like, was there a time where that was OK? I think that's bad at any point in your life. Has anybody ever been shot and been like, 'Oh my god! I'm exactly the right age for this.'
Jordan Rubin - Star Wars Auditions
Supposedly, everyone on the cast and crew for Star Wars was on drugs, which kind of makes sense.
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Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 0
Tom McCaffrey - Manipulating Genitalia
A sheriff gives a misleading account after arresting a man for public masturbation.
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Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 209
Tom McCaffrey - Manipulating Genitalia
Babies shouldn't try to rob adults.
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Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 729
Gabriel Iglesias - Faking Arrest For Your Family
When Gabriel Iglesias gets a ride from a cop, he lets his family think he's getting arrested.
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Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 22,118
Leo Allen - Confident Drunk
Drinking makes you think you're good at dangerous stuff.
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Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 6,342
Tony Daro - Bike Cops
What do bike cops use for protection during a shoot out?
Tags: Tony Daro (2), Two Drink Minimum (293), laws (172)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,418
Finesse Mitchell - Walking Fast
Please don't walk slow in New York City.
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Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 2,010
Mark Curry - Getting Pulled Over
Everybody turn your hats around and sit up straight. Be cool.
Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 2,154
Scott Kennedy - America's Most Wanted
Reenactments don't always feature the actual criminals.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 418
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