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I was almost mugged, but
luckily, I had picked up a book on self-defense. Well, I thought it was a book on self-defense, but it turned out to be the 'Kama Sutra,' which is like a lovemaking book. Yeah, I didn't know that. Let me just say this -- that mugger didn't know what hit him.
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Mall cologne-women need killing.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 416
Bobcat Goldthwait - Gay Bashing
Bobcat politely declines Axl Rose's offer.
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Views: 2,415
Jimmy Dore - Capital Punishment
If laws were all an eye-for-an-eye, there'd be pretty reluctant guilty verdicts in rape cases.
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Doug Stanhope - Prostitution
Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.
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Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,180
Alex Thomas - Cops
Alex got pulled over by the rollerblade police at the beach.
Tags: Alex Thomas (3), imitations (772), crime (415)
Posted: 04/17/94
Views: 610
Nick DiPaolo - Drive-By Shootings
We're trying to ban smoking in public places, but we're doing nothing about drive-by shootings.
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Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 196
Shang Forbes - Death Penalty
We shouldn't even let people on death row know when we're going to kill them.
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Views: 272
Sandra Bernhard - Men in Uniform
The cops in Los Angeles are cruel.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 147
Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute
What happened in Zach's family?
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Views: 3,370
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