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Todd Lynn: Machine for Every Body Part
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You go to the gym, right, and they got a machine for every body part. You know -- they got something for the legs, the arms, the back. But you know, you can't walk up to the trainer and be like, 'Where's the man-tit machine at?'
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Posted: 05/12/05

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