Todd Lynn Jokes
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Todd Lynn: In an Elevator With a Little White Lady
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I'm a big, black, thug,
mean-looking dude. It's messed up my whole life. I can't do normal stuff, like I can't ride in an elevator with, like, a little white lady. I make any sudden movements, she goes screaming and pressing the red button, like, 'Oh, he's about to rob me!,' which always scares the hell out of me. Now I'm in the elevator like a damn minstrel trying to calm her down, 'Oh no, Miss Lady Ma'am, I'm just trying to do my dance for ya.'
Todd Lynn - Interacting at Night
White people aren't afraid of black people during the day.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 1,576
Todd Lynn - Here's My Story
It's different being black and growing up rich.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 1,264
Todd Lynn - Going Through Phases
Black people can't go through phases like white people can.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 783
Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends
Women hog all the hot water in the shower.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 2,654
Todd Lynn - Hanging Up
I hate you! I hope you die! Boop.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 1,059
Todd Lynn - Pre-Midlife Crisis
At 35, what is your opening line to talk to women?
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 3,093
Todd Lynn - Going Out to Dinner
When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,414
Todd Lynn - Man Breasts
These things are impossible to get rid of.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,347
Zach Galifianakis - Audience Adjustment
Zach's just thinking about the DVD.
Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), ethnic (814),
Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 13,753
Todd Lynn - Hard to Live in New York
New Yorkers, you are the rudest people in the world.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 701
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