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Todd Lynn: ATM Distance
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I think, when you go to an ATM machine, there's a certain distance you should be the hell away from me while I'm putting my pin code in. In New York, y'all like jacked up, right on my back. I'm like, 'Excuse me, could you get your penis off my back?'
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Posted: 05/12/05

Todd Lynn - Interacting at Night

White people aren't afraid of black people during the day.

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These things are impossible to get rid of.

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Black people can't go through phases like white people can.

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It's different being black and growing up rich.

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He's not a man.

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