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Todd Lynn: ATM Distance
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I think, when you go
to an ATM machine, there's a certain distance you should be the hell away from me while I'm putting my pin code in. In New York, y'all like jacked up, right on my back. I'm like, 'Excuse me, could you get your penis off my back?'
Todd Lynn - Interacting at Night
White people aren't afraid of black people during the day.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 1,556
Todd Lynn - Hanging Up
I hate you! I hope you die! Boop.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (593)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 1,041
Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends
Women hog all the hot water in the shower.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), men/women (987), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 2,610
Todd Lynn - Pre-Midlife Crisis
At 35, what is your opening line to talk to women?
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,984
Todd Lynn - Going Out to Dinner
When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,288
Todd Lynn - Man Breasts
These things are impossible to get rid of.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,241
Todd Lynn - Going Through Phases
Black people can't go through phases like white people can.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 767
Todd Lynn - Here's My Story
It's different being black and growing up rich.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), ethnic (813), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 1,220
Ricky Gervais - Charity
Performing not for charity is better than performing for charity; you get to keep the money.
Tags: Ricky Gervais (17), money (852), storyteller (261)
Posted: 07/14/09
Views: 9,102
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