Todd Lynn Jokes
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Todd Lynn: ATM Distance
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I think, when you go
to an ATM machine, there's a certain distance you should be the hell away from me while I'm putting my pin code in. In New York, y'all like jacked up, right on my back. I'm like, 'Excuse me, could you get your penis off my back?'
Todd Lynn - Interacting at Night
White people aren't afraid of black people during the day.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 1,576
Todd Lynn - Hanging Up
I hate you! I hope you die! Boop.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 1,059
Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends
Women hog all the hot water in the shower.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 2,654
Todd Lynn - Pre-Midlife Crisis
At 35, what is your opening line to talk to women?
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 3,093
Todd Lynn - Going Out to Dinner
When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,414
Todd Lynn - Man Breasts
These things are impossible to get rid of.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,347
Todd Lynn - Going Through Phases
Black people can't go through phases like white people can.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 783
Todd Lynn - Here's My Story
It's different being black and growing up rich.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 1,264
John Mulaney - Subway Station Chase
He's not a man.
Tags: John Mulaney (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821),
Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 84,750
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