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Todd Lynn: ATM Distance
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I think, when you go to an ATM machine, there's a certain distance you should be the hell away from me while I'm putting my pin code in. In New York, y'all like jacked up, right on my back. I'm like, 'Excuse me, could you get your penis off my back?'
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