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Todd Glass: Turn the Car Around
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My dad used to always
threaten to turn the car around... 'We're halfway to Florida. Go ahead, I dare you.'
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,159
Dave Attell - Fireworks
A flashlight is more dangerous than a sparkler.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), family (667), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 08/24/97
Views: 917
Craig Shoemaker - No Dad
Craig's mother taught him everything he knows.
Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,415
Richard Lewis - Chevy Nova
Richard's mom had a Chevy Nova with a computer in it.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 51
Jeff Allen - Family Life
A happy wife is a happy life.
Tags: Jeff Allen (2), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 814
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 996
A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,693
Jack Coen - Raising Kids
Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 508
Lynne Koplitz - Kids
If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,226
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