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Todd Glass Jokes
Todd Glass: Puppy Breath
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Oh my God, how cute is puppy breath? If I could meet a girl with puppy breath, I'd marry her. Twelve tits wouldn't be bad, either.
Filed Under: men/women (1833),  animals (978),  marriage (412)
Posted: 10/14/01

Todd Glass - Bits I'm Kissing Goodbye

Todd Glass says goodbye to his old jokes.

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Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 4,324

Todd Glass - Todd's Act

Crack is bad; voting is good.

Tags: Todd Glass (13), men/women (1155), imitations (847)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 973

Todd Glass - What Else I Do

Todd Glass runs down a list of pranks he likes to pull.

Tags: Todd Glass (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)

Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 2,389

Todd Glass - Smoking Face

Todd Glass does an impression of his father smoking a cigarette.

Tags: Todd Glass (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 2,597

Todd Glass - Thin Pig Exclusive

Todd Glass descends upon his marketing company to find out how they're going to sell his new CD.

Tags: Todd Glass (13), kids (831), parents (591)

Posted: 06/28/09
Views: 2,158

Craig Shoemaker - Family Dog

Craig's wife has a different reaction to his dog's balls.

Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 4,209

Steve McGrew - Animal Sex

Animals know how to have good sex.

Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 29,426

Tom Shillue - Giant Squid

If you're married, you need to buy two TV sets.

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Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,199

Tom Papa - Swimming With Dolphins

Dolphins don't want to swim with us.

Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 11,350

Adam Ferrara - Male Honesty

Women won't tolerate male honesty.

Tags: Adam Ferrara (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)

Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 3,397