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Todd Glass: Look Like John Goodman
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Some lady told me the
other day that I look like John Goodman. She goes, 'You look like John Goodman.' Then she goes, 'A thin John Goodman.' Like that's gonna make me feel better. I should have said, 'You look like a pig. No, a thin pig.'
Todd Glass - Bits I'm Kissing Goodbye
Todd Glass says goodbye to his old jokes.
Tags: Todd Glass (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 2,715
Todd Glass - Bouncing College Kids
Todd demonstrates how bar bouncers could handle college kids better.
Tags: alcohol (489), college (162)
Todd Glass - Thin Pig Exclusive
Todd Glass descends upon his marketing company to find out how they're going to sell his new CD.
Tags: Todd Glass (14), kids (828), parents (519)
Posted: 06/28/09
Views: 54
Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket Revenge
Hot Pockets! Hot Pockets! Hot Pockets!
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (790),
Posted: 03/20/09
Views: 5,131
Todd Barry - Brad Pitt Smells
Women love Brad Pitt.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), audience interaction (300)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 7,167
Todd Glass - What Else I Do
Todd Glass runs down a list of pranks he likes to pull.
Tags: Todd Glass (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 576
Todd Glass - High in the Mall
Looking at a guy who just bought a tree looks a lot different when you're high.
Tags: Todd Glass (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 305
Todd Glass - Bouncer Spanking
If you want to teach a rowdy college kid a lesson, you give him a spanking.
Tags: Todd Glass (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (710)
Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 471
Todd Glass - Imitating Someone Else
Imitating someone else makes you look just as crazy as they did to you.
Tags: Todd Glass (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 425
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