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Some lady told me the other day that I look like John Goodman. She goes, 'You look like John Goodman.' Then she goes, 'A thin John Goodman.' Like that's gonna make me feel better. I should have said, 'You look like a pig. No, a thin pig.'
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Posted: 10/14/01

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