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I was at a bar with a friend of mine. This woman walks by, and he goes, 'I know that woman. She gives the world's fastest hand jobs.' I don't know -- maybe if she gives the world's best, you can fill me in. I don't need to know about the cheetah of the hand job kingdom.
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Posted: 07/23/99

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