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I used to be a substitute teacher. That's a crazy job. They call you up at six o'clock in the morning. They wake you up. Then, they ask you if you'd like to come in to work, and you can say no. My first year of teaching, I made $72.14.
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Posted: 05/26/93

Todd Barry - Substitute Teacher

Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,046

Todd Barry - Kmart in New York

New York City has changed.

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Posted: 07/23/99
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Jimmy Dore - Catholic School

Jimmy Dore went to Catholic school for 12 years.

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Posted: 11/03/04
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Todd Barry - Academic House Arrest

In school, Todd Barry always got bad grades.

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Posted: 06/20/97
Views: 1,674

Eddie Gossling - Racing

Eddie Gossling is Seabiscuit.

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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 247

Juston McKinney - Poor Kid

You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.

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Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,024

Todd Barry - Quicken

Todd Barry just bought a new computer.

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Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 2,218

Todd Barry - Unbelievable Questions

Hey Todd, how old do I have to be to get into this club?

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Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 1,416

Victoria Jackson - Suburbs

Nobody respects a suburbanite.

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Posted: 08/15/00
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Paul F. Tompkins - Fantasy Camp

If you never got to go pro as a migrant worker, you can always go to fantasy camp.

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Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 721

 
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