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This friend of mine told
me to get Quicken for my computer. He's like, 'Todd, you gotta get Quicken. Look man, I make graphs of my finances.' Wow. If I am reading this pie graph correctly, looks like you spent half of last year's salary on the Quicken software. And this bar graph sends the message loud and clear: you have seven bucks in your checking account. I tell you, to see someone's poverty in full vivid color -- it's a beautiful thing.
Todd Barry - Quicken
Todd Barry just bought a new computer.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 2,275
Todd Barry - Hero Stories
Todd Barry isn't one for hero stories.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 1,390
Todd Barry - Kmart in New York
New York City has changed.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 1,129
Todd Barry - Substitute Teacher
Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,063
Todd Barry - The Death Penalty
Prisons have to have color TVs.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), TV (543), crime (415)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 825
Todd Barry - ATM Celebration
Todd Barry was recently grossed out at an ATM.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), money (865), books (748)
Posted: 06/20/97
Views: 1,437
Ted Alexandro - Guests Stars
Rappers have too many guests on their albums.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 6,021
Todd Barry - Hot Dog Fried Rice
With a wok, you can create your own mediocre Chinese food.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 499
Open Mic Challenge - Mr. Fancypants
Mr. Fancypants gets some relationship advice from Maxim Magazine.
Tags: observational (334), dirty (56)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 251
Todd Barry - Next Tour
Todd Barry talks about his upcoming tour.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), audience interaction (303)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 689
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