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This guy's like, 'We've got to have the death penalty because prisons are like hotels.' 'How are they like hotels?' 'They're like hotels because they've got the color TVs, man.' 'Oh, like in hotels.' They have to have color TVs in prison, people. Do you know how hard it is to find a black and white set these days?
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